I Wanna Start A Business

So... I feel like I should have double majored in business or something because never before in my life have I wanted to start a business more than I do now.  I have so many random ideas for businesses that I would love to see come to life.  Some are my own ideas, some are inspired by others, a few are shared.  Who knows maybe I'll sit down one day and figure out if any of them are actually viable.  Maybe one might even have potential to stay a float.

With that said... I have little to no knowledge of how to actually plan or run a small business so the likely hood of it happening is slim to none.  However, if I ever become rich or have a patron of any kind I will totally start a business and run it into the ground for fun (or maybe sell it for a small profit?).

Also, with no known way to fund said business I find it unlikely that this will happen any time soon.  However, if you happen to have a couple hundred thousand dollars lying around please feel free to send it my way and I will be more than happy to make a small plaque for you and put it in my business for everyone to see.